The lark of the moral universe...

might be long, but it bends sags towards a punchline.

A Crime Most Fowl

Here I am, blowing all of my accumulated puns like a heron addict. Sarang probably won't just grouse; he'll remove my authoring privileges soon enough.

Oh well. No egrets.

Just Larkin'

Don't Worry, This is Just a Lark

STOATUSBLOG TAKES A TERN FOR THE WORSE

When Sarang gave me publishing rights on this blog, I was a little confused, but I didn't think much of it. Now it appears that Sarang was as naïve as Clarice Starling: a no-talon ass-clown is going to be making posts to this blog, and Sarang will just have to swallow it.